frases celebres de los simpsons
aqui les posteo unas cuantas frases celebres de los simpsons, si tienen alguna otra no duden en ponerla en comentarios. 
que conste que no dije mañanana o libroteca
eso son las turbinas fallando,.....eso es una carpa nadando entre tus tobillos
plan dental; lisa necesita frenos
mira mi gemelo identico; oooo un perro que mueve la cola
tengo tu nariz... y yo tu billetera
no se permiten homeros
jebus, salvame jebus
yo no fui
creo q traia sombrero....jaja idiotas
"hola miguel"
vuelvas prontos
cafeeeee- cervezaaaaa- cafe-cerveza bla bla
todos ustedes estan enfermos... y no es gripa gordito
Homero, Javier es un homo-- siiiiiii March?? - sexual
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..mmmmm lo que esta comiendo el perro, ..mmmmm lo que sea.
Homero: y tu que opinas de la nueva clave...(revisa mano)...Caaaarl.
Homero: Este es Lenny?..Yo queria ir con el negrito.
Las mentiras hacen llorar al niño Dios
Moe: Si se ponen burros con los humos les voy a cobrar
Homero: La pelicula de barney tiene drama pero la bola en la ingle es la bola en la ingle
Rafa: (prueba tomaco)...mmhhmm sabe a la abuela.
Gorgori: Tienes razon si que sabe a la abuela..deme mas
Homero(en el banco para retirar dinero): King Kong dice que si
oportuncrisis
Marge: Homero!! a donde vas con tantas bolas de boliche?!?!
Homero: No te voy a mentir Marge.....adios.
Elio Pez: Te voy a encontrar baron de la cerveza.
Homero: A que no.
Elio Pez: A que si.
Homero: Que nooo!!!
Doctor: Señor Simpson retirar ese crayon de su cerebro podría mejorar su capacidad intelectual pero también podría matarlo.
Homero: Mejorar mi capacidad para matar ehhh
vas a morir Moe...
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Homero: A la grande le puse Cuca
Lisa: Estás bien, papá?
Homero: Sí hija, el hueso detuvo la bala.
Homero (disfrazado de "Poochy el perro"): sí, clarisa la cacariza
nelson:violare el toque de queda
alguien:!ya no hay tabaco!
BART: ¡Yo no fui!
(BOB PATIÑO muestra su tatuaje de 'Die Bart Die' a la junta de liberación provisional): Es alemán, significa "te amo Bart, te amo"
ANCIANA ALEMANA: Ooooooooo, si sabe alemán debe serr muy bueeeeno
Bienvenidos a la antigua y secreta sociedad de los NO-HOMEROS
HOMERO ARCHUNDIA: ja-ja
HOMERO SIMPSON: Doh!
"es gracioso porque es verídico"
bart: ser o no ser, esa es la pregunta...
rafa: no sé, no sé!
NERD: ya se prendió la tabla periódica señor Simpson?
HOMERO: nhee,,me la anotaré en la mano..
hahahaxD
cual es tu nombre hijo??
BART: "angel caido"
MARGE: su nombre es Bart!
al diablo con su verdadero nombre señora!!!
¡¡¡ ser como el niño !!
¡¡¡ ser como el niño !!!
ahora los ancianos del fondo
¡¡¡ HACER CON CARIÑO HACER CON CARIÑO !!!!
jajajaja
entra un doble exacto de homero con bigote a la cantina de Moe......
"hola me da un trago"
moe: ya sabemos que eres tu homero
"homero"??..yo no conosco ese nombre, mi nombre es..."COSSSSME FULANITO"
Les dejo la dirección sobre un blog de Los Simpsons:
http://www.despringfield.com
Tiene notas originales, imágenes y videos.
Gracias por el espacio.
Hooola señora baaaart, podemos entrar a su piscina? XD
EN SERIO????? Y ME PONES CARAMELO????
Todos: - Lisa quiere a Nelson...
Milhouse: - ¡No es cierto!
Todos: - Milhouse quiere a Lisa...
Juanis: - ¡Claro que no!
Todos: - Juanis quiere a Milhouse...
Uther: - ¡Eso no es cierto!
Todos: - ¡Uther quiere a Milhouse!
Maestra: - ¡NADIE QUIERE A MILHOUSE!
:P
Marge: Ese limonero es parte de nosotros, parte de nosotros, parte de nosotros, parte de nosotros...
Perdón por repetir pero así lo recordarán.
Lisa: mira el lado amable papá sabias que en chino la palabra crisis también quiere decir oportunidad.
Homero: Siii OPORTUNCRISIS.
Homero: Tienes razon he perdido muchos años de mi vida en este antro. Se acabó!! voy buscar un nuevo bar para beber y me voy a poner mas ebrio de lo que núnca me he puesto en mi vida!!!
Homero: Bart donde esta mi billetera.
Bart: Aquí padre
Homero: Gracias
NO HAY TIEMPO PARA EL NIÑO!!
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